Funny story: Husband ask wife how many men she had been with
Is it wise to ask your wife with how many men she had sex? I don’t know – but the guy in this funny story decided to do just that…
Read it to the end. It’s pretty funny!
Young couple in bed offended pop art style vector illustration. Comic book style imitation. Newlyweds in bed. Married couple
In the course of a relationship, there are certain questions that tend to arise sooner or later. These inquiries can range from asking about hypothetical scenarios like what one’s partner would do if something tragic happened to them, to more profound and personal discussions.
One common question that often emerges in the early stages of a relationship, especially between a man and a woman, is inquiring about their past romantic experiences and the number of partners they’ve had. It’s not always a comfortable conversation, but it’s one that frequently takes place.
The man and woman in the following joke experienced a situation that was taken to an extreme. To grasp the humor, it’s best to read the joke until the end. I promise, the punchline will leave you laughing…
A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, her gaze fixed on the ceiling.
Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?” Still met with silence, the wife’s eyes remain fixed above.
Realizing his words may have caused discomfort, the husband offers an apology, saying, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I simply thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
Yet, his wife continues to maintain her silence. Feeling a sense of defeat, the husband concedes, saying, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
Despite his attempts to console her, the wife remains unresponsive. The husband, determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.
In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence. She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration. With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
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If you spot this insect in your yard, you had better know what it is
If the rise of social media has given birth to one thing positive, it’s that people can now share information at an unprecedented pace.
This also means that warnings over potential dangers can make their way around within a very short amount of time, making us all – in theory at least – a little safer.
A few years ago, one such warning was issued by a mom whose son developed a strange, red grid-like mark on his skin after collecting some tree branches one day A short time later he was being rushed to the ER. Now, Andrea Pergola wants everyone to know something that could potentially save lives…
When Andrea’s 15-year-old son Logan was collecting tree branches as part of his volunteer work, he felt a momentary sharp pain when something stung him.
Within minutes, a red grid-like mark had appeared on his arm, and before long it had become a full-blown rash. The rash spread up his arm to his chest, and the area soon burned with an unbearable pain.
Not only that, but Logan experienced dizziness and grew pale. His mom washed the area and rubbed garlic on it in an attempt to pull the venom out (this is often said work with bug stings). Try as she might though, nothing seemed to have an effect.
It was Logan’s grandfather who located the bug that had stung Logan. He donned thick gloves, placed it in a bag and examined it closer.
It was a caterpillar, one both “cute” and fuzzy. It also transpired to be one of the most poisonous caterpillars in all of North America. After conducting some research online, Andrea realized she had to get Logan to the ER, and fast.
“Please research this caterpillar, be aware of it and make your kids aware of it,” Andrea wrote on Facebook.
“It is not native to Florida, but to Texas, and just happens to live here now. Please if you are stung or your kid is stung get to the ER and let them treat you. I can assure you — we didn’t realize he had been stung so many times and normal over-the-counter Benadryl would not have treated this at home.”
A single dad gets a surprise one morning that leads to a friendship that changes his life.
Being a single dad is tough. Jake, a hardworking father of two young daughters, faced challenges every day. Since his wife left to travel the world, he had to manage work, parenting, and housework all on his own. It was tiring, but he did his best to give his daughters, Emma (4) and Lily (5), a happy and stable home.
An Unforgettable Morning
Every morning, Jake followed the same routine. He gently woke his daughters, saying, “Emma, Lily, time to get up!” in his tired but loving voice.
The girls, still sleepy, would slowly get out of bed, pick their favorite dresses, and let their dad help them get ready for daycare. But that morning was different—something unexpected happened.
As they headed downstairs for breakfast, expecting their usual oatmeal with milk, they were surprised by a strange sight. On the dining table were three plates of freshly made pancakes, topped with jam and fruit. The sweet, warm smell filled the room, making Jake stop in his tracks.
“Girls, did you see this?” he asked, confused.
Lily’s eyes lit up with excitement. “Wow, pancakes! Did you make them, Daddy?”
“No, I didn’t…” Jake said, trying to make sense of the situation. “Maybe Aunt Sarah came by early.”
He quickly grabbed his phone and called his sister. “Hey, Sarah, did you stop by this morning?”
“No, why?” she asked, sounding just as confused.
“No reason, just something strange happened,” he said, deciding not to explain further. After hanging up, he checked the front door and windows. Everything was locked. There was no sign of anyone breaking in. So who had made their breakfast?
“Is it safe to eat, Daddy?” Emma asked, her little voice filled with worry.
Jake hesitated but then nodded. “Yes, sweetie. It looks fine.”
With no time to figure out the mystery, he let his daughters enjoy their meal before hurrying them off to daycare and heading to work. But one question stayed in his mind—who had done this kind act?
Another Unexpected Surprise
After a long day at work, Jake came home with his daughters and found another surprise. His overgrown lawn, which he hadn’t had time to mow, was now freshly cut. The clean, even trim made it clear that someone had done it as a kind gesture.
“This is really strange,” Jake mumbled, looking around for any sign of a visitor. But everything else was the same—except for this unexpected act of kindness.
Wanting to find out who was behind it, he came up with a plan for the next morning.
Finding the Mystery Helper
The next morning, Jake woke up extra early—at 6 AM—and quietly hid in the kitchen, waiting. He listened carefully as the minutes passed. Then, just as the sun began to rise, he noticed movement.
A woman, dressed in worn-out clothes, climbed through the window and started cleaning. She washed the dishes from the night before, then reached into her small bag and pulled out a piece of cheese. Without hesitation, she began making another batch of pancakes.
Jake stepped forward, keeping his voice calm but firm. “Wait, please. I won’t hurt you. I just want to talk.”
The woman froze, startled.
“You made those pancakes, right?” he asked gently. “Why are you doing this? Please, don’t be afraid. I’m Emma and Lily’s dad—I would never hurt someone who’s been helping us.”
The woman slowly turned to face him. There was something familiar about her, but Jake couldn’t figure out where he had seen her before.
“We’ve met before, haven’t we?” he asked, searching his memory.
She nodded but stayed silent. Just then, Emma and Lily ran down the stairs. “Daddy! Daddy!” they called happily.
Not wanting to scare them, Jake smiled and gestured toward the woman. “Come here, girls. We have a special guest.”
A Story of Kindness and Gratitude
As the girls walked into the kitchen, their curious eyes fixed on the stranger.
“Who is she, Daddy?” Lily asked, tugging on his sleeve.
“That’s what we’re going to find out,” Jake replied, then turned to the woman. “Please, have a seat. Can I get you some coffee?”
The woman hesitated but then nodded. As she sipped the warm drink, she finally spoke.
“My name is Clare,” she said, her voice shaky. “And yes, we’ve met before.”
Jake leaned in, listening closely.
“A few months ago, you found me lying by the road. I was weak and desperate. People walked past without stopping. But you helped me. You took me to a charity hospital. I was severely dehydrated and might not have survived.”
Jake’s eyes widened in recognition. “I remember now. You were in bad shape. I couldn’t just leave you there.”
Tears filled Clare’s eyes. “You saved my life. My ex-husband tricked me—he brought me from Britain to America, took everything I had, and left me on the streets. I had nothing, no one. But your kindness gave me the strength to keep going.”
Emma and Lily, even though they were little, listened closely. Emma looked especially touched. “That’s so sad,” she whispered.
Clare continued, “Because of you, I made it to the embassy. They helped me get new documents and connected me with a lawyer to fight for my son. I also found a job as a postal worker. But I wanted to thank you somehow. I saw how exhausted you were every night, so I decided to help.”
Jake was moved by her words, but he also knew sneaking in wasn’t the right way.
“Clare,” he said gently, “I truly appreciate what you’ve done, but breaking into our home isn’t safe. It worried me.”
“I’m sorry,” she said softly, looking down. “I never meant to scare you.”
Before Clare could feel too embarrassed, Emma spoke up. “Thank you for the pancakes! They were really yummy!”
Lily nodded excitedly. “Can we have more?”
The room filled with laughter, and the tension disappeared.
Jake smiled and took a deep breath. “Let’s do things differently. No more sneaking in, okay? How about you join us for breakfast sometimes? That way, we can get to know each other better.”
Clare’s face brightened. “I’d love that.”
As time passed, Jake and Clare developed a special friendship. He helped her reunite with her son, and she became a beloved friend to him and his daughters. What began as a simple act of gratitude grew into a beautiful story of kindness, second chances, and an unexpected family.
A Lesson in Kindness
Sometimes, the most unexpected moments bring the deepest connections. For Jake, Clare’s surprise pancakes weren’t just a meal—they were a reminder of gratitude, strength, and the impact of kindness.
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Missing boy comes sobbing out of the woods with a loyal companion who never left his side
When a 4-year-old boy disappeared in the dense forest of New Jersey, the state police immediately launched a search.
But when the boy was finally found, the officers were in for a surprise.
The woods outside Buena Vista Township in New Jersey are no place for a 4-year-old to spend the night alone, especially considering its dense and perilous terrain.
So, it’s no wonder the parents of this young boy were terrified when they couldn’t find him during the early evening of March 28, 2023.
When the New Jersey state police arrived at the house, they learned that the child had ventured off with his black Labrador. After searching for a while, the rescue team received word from a neighbor who heard cries for help in the woods, which heightened the sense of urgency.
An hour filled with worry passed before the police and the boy’s mother made a wonderful discovery. Emerging from the forest were the 4-year-old boy and his dog.
The sobbing child then rushed with outstretched arms towards the trooper and his mother. The Labrador had stayed faithfully by the boy’s side the entire time – what a loyal and wonderful companion!
The heartwarming moment was captured by the police officers’ body cameras:
Troopers Rescue Missing Child in the Woods
Last night, troopers from Buena Vista Station responded to the report of a missing child in Buena Vista Twp., Atlantic County.
A 4-year-old boy and his black Labrador had wandered away from his house.
“We are thankful to report that due to the quick response of the troopers and his mother, the terrified child was safely located and in good health,” New Jersey State Police wrote.
Besides the relief of finding the child safe and sound, the most heartwarming aspect of this story was that the family dog never strayed from the boy’s side.
After posting the video online, many praised the black Labrador.
“This beautiful dog protected him and stayed by his side,” one commenter said.
“Give this dog an award!” another added.
“Great dog!” a third wrote.
Isn’t it amazing how smart and loyal dogs can be?
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